Beach Just Come to Omaha sign now

John Patrick Beach has been capturing our hearts for nearly 5 years and many friends will agree that he alone holds the ability to make or break a weekend of belligerence. As we grow older and wiser, it becomes increasingly clear that Johns puerile behaviors and sheer disregard for social mores are vital to the success of a weekend vacation. We the undersigned request that John would confirm his travel plans for Omaha from August 11th through August 14th, 2005. Furthermore, we assure that said trip will be orchestrated in a manor that promotes optimal belligerence and fun. FACT: There will be beer. FACT: There will be a freestyle competition. FACT: There will be golf. Think it over.

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