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We, the undersigned, are a diverse group of individuals. We are all different in so many ways, however, are in total agreement over one key issue in this modern world we live in - Ban The Poncho!

We believe that, having seen an increasing number of females parade in such attire throughout the various high streets, malls and city centres, the poncho does no-one any favours. The poncho has never made any female look more attractive - after all, the correct outfit should accentuate a person's looks. It's not to say you're not good-looking, girls, just that you'd be even better looking if you didn't have that monstrosity of a thing on you. Trust us, it's for your own good.

And for the gentlemen - we probably all know someone who owns a poncho, be it girlfriend/friend/wife. We've probably even walked past someone in a poncho this morning and though, "she looks gorgeous........if only she wasn't wearing THAT thing."

We look at them, and realise how much better life would be without this item of clothing which has never done anyone any good. EVER. This is why we, the undersigned, stand forth on this fine day and proclaim for all to hear:

BAN THE PONCHO!!

We thank you for your time.

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