BAN PORTAL2 sign now

Valve releases Portal 2 only 3 years after the original game was released, leaving us to pay [an undetermined amount] for hours of content and gameplay they never promised we would get for free to the ORIGINAL game. Instead we get the same game, just with new characters and another setting. And co-operative mode. And more puzzles. And a whole host of other features that we don't know about, but still fundamentally the same game. And only 3 years after the release of the first game!

Points at note here are:

1. It is still far too early to be speaking of a sequel. Three years between the first game and its sequel is a real record time, not giving people enough time to feel bored with the old game, or giving enough time to get it developed enough to be balanced. After all, some of those challenge levels are still too f*cking hard for me, er, us to beat.
2. People aren't willing to spend another [undisclosed amount] for fundamentally the same game in another shell, especially if they were promised many of the updates for the original game for FREE (which we weren't, but we totally should've been).
3. The new updates in the sequel could just as well fit in as a free update to the original game, as noted above. I mean, look at Team Fortress 2, they've been updating the hell out of that game. They even added HATS! There is no point in creating a new game just for these updates, especially if the original game is less than a decade old. Just add a hat for Glados.
4. Valve flew the idiots behind the L4D2 petition out to their HQ to play the game. If they are that awesome to those morons, hopefully they can be even awesomer to a brazen fanboy.

If you find any of these points to be true, then SIGN this petition! If enough people sign, maybe we can get our voices heard by Valve (and go to Gabe Newell's birthday party and become best friends and ride ponies and have an Oreo ice cream cake)!

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