Ban Petitions sign now

This is a petition to ban every petition from the entire world. Anyone who posts a petition must be forced to print it out, and eat the ensuing signatures, one page at a time.

Please, sign this petition, for the good of mankind. You may as well create spam letters and buy bulk email addresses from hotmail, instead of creating these things.

If 100,000 people sign this, I will personally eat this petition to begin the revolt against mindless petitions, such as this one.

Thank you so very much.

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  • 28 February 20104. yjty
    tuiluil
  • 28 February 20103. tom
  • 27 February 20102. BobDole
    I fully support this one.
  • 27 February 20101. Marcia
    Ha ha!!

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