Ban Pant Tuckers sign now

I am tired and distraught by those who insistantly tuck their pants into their socks like a geek strap. This makes me want to throw up in my mouth and swallow it over and over and over and over...and so forth. Moving on...

Pants are meant to cover your socks, not the other way around. Socks are for sheltering your leg hairs from the climactic elements (they also soak up foot grease and give you toe-jam, a great cereal topper!). People who are tucking their pants into their socks are misusing they're God-given right to proper sock and pant relationships.

Sign this petition to ban pant tucking in the entire universe and the universe next to ours...I'd like to refer to this next-universe as "Larry" from now on. But that belongs to another petition. Those in violation of this "law" will result in pick-and-flick torture...that is, all members of the human race will be required to pick their boogers and flick them in the offenders hair and every and all opportunities. They will also never be allowed to wear pants and sock. They will only be permitted to wear biker shorts and kilts. That's a great combination of tight and loose clothes!

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