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By signing this Petition you are supporting the movement to ban flip flop sandals worn by obese females.

You support the idea that the sound that these she beasts make that disgusting sound of rubber slapping against their manatee like flippers that they call their feet is enough to drive every decent living male alive to murder these beached belugas.

You are against the visual assault that you must suffer as you go about your day to day business as these morbidly overweight common stock pigs parade by, clad in spandex and making that incessant mind numbing noise that sound like two blubbery thighs being slapped together.

You agree that Wal Mart should be banned from selling anything for a body size XXXXXL.

You want to have North America beautiful and out kindness for humanity you will support rounding up of these common stock pigs and corral them to the trailer parks that they seem to use for shelter.

Keep America beautiful and if you can't see your toes STAY AT HOME!!

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