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Whereas, Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer";

Whereas, Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.

Whereas, Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting;

Whereas, Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance;

Whereas, Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams;

Whereas, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain;

Whereas, Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns;

Whereas, Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect;

Whereas, Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide; and

Whereas, Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly.

Therefore be it Resolved that we the undersigned call for a universal ban all Dihydrogen Monoxide, in all forms, in the United States of America and hereby call upon Congress to force the removal of Dihydrogen Monoxide from our schools, cities, parks and all other places where Dihydrogen Monoxide may be found in the United States.

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