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Far too long have we gone with out a holiday to celebrate our favorite pass time. Some it's because it's "illegal", some say it's because it's "barbaric", I say it's because of prejudice!





What is it we want a holiday for? Babies-in-blenders week!





This is the week where all those who detest the young and unborn can take the offenders (no older than 2 years) and put them into blenders!





So we hereby petition the Congress of the United States make the second week of May "Babies-in-Blenders" week! We also request that the mutilation and murder of all children under 2 be decriminalized during this festive occation.





Remember folks: "The best way to put a baby in a blender is feet first. So you can see the look in its face"

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