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GM METROPOLITAN POLICE: ARREST GARY NEVILLE





A message to the great unwashed! Thousands of us were present on 22/1/06 for an atrocity of the highest order. I am of course talking about that which happened at The Theatre of Dreams, Old Trafford.





As we all know, Gary Neville, the Manchester United captain, who we have never sung about nor provoked in the history of being a clean, witty and generally decent set of supporters decided to incited us to a rage after Rio "chav" Ferdinand rose like a salmon above our impenetrable defence to flukily head the ball past the rock Jose Reina.





Whilst we were already raging at our teams total inability to defeat a team with two fullbacks playing in midfield, a left winger playing centrally and a central midfielder playing on the right wing. Also raging after dominating the game with all our one chance off target, Gary "scouse hater" Neville has to compound our sheer embarrassment by celebrating infront of us!





How dare he, what had we done to deserve this? The actions of Gary Neville were nothing short of criminal, so here is a petition to get Gary Neville arrested and locked away for inciting our wonderful people. As you all know us scousers are all witty, gentle people who have never caused a stadium riot in our lives (we all know it was the chelsea fans in liverpool shirts). So police, do whats right, arrest Gary Neville for an unprovoked assault on the greatest city in the world, a city of culture, and deservedly so I might add! Our ice cream vans sell the best coke in England!





Come on fellow scousers, sign the petition, after all a petition got us into Europe, a petition got Boris Johnson (scum) to leave our self-pity city, a petition will eventually get Michael Shields freed for a crime none of us really know he didnt commit, us scousers can throw our toys out of the pram with the best of them, our petitions are amongst the most heart-felt in the world and our support reaches far and wide











YNGAJ











p.s. Rooney - I want my mobile back you manc scum

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