Aresha's QUIT SMOKING Campaign sign now

I, (___________), agree to attempt to quit as of 01/01/2008 - If Aresha manages to stay smoke free forever via a three month period starting 01/10/2007.





I also agree to the following:-





TERMS & CONDITIONS





(a) I am also entitled to blow smoke in her face and dangle cigarettes 1mm away from her nose in attempt to try to break her.


(b) I am also allowed to report sightings of her smoking on this blog to let the world know that she is a fraud.


(c) If she manages to stay smoke free, I pledge to quit after the three month smoke-free period.


(d) If I sign this and not make any personal attempt to quit on 01/01/2008, my boobs will decrease by a cup size or my family jewels will shrivel and die by order of the 'personal trust agreement' enforced by the gatekeeper of heaven and hell.


(e) I am also allowed to hold my own personal rally of loved ones to quit smoking when I take up a 3-month smoking strike on the 01/01/2008.


(f) I am also willing to quit earlier if I want to.











THE CHALLENGE


On the 1st of October, Aresha and three of her fellow dysfunctional best friends (Audrey, Celine and Pocky) were out drinking wine till 1AM in the morning. Aresha was talking about her plans to be an irregular social-smoker. She then ironically asked Celine for a cigarette saying that she couldnt because the smell made her feel like smoking.





Celine shook her head and then handed one to her. Aresha held the lighter and cigarette in her hand, and then put it down to see if she could last an entire night without smoking despite having three other smoker friends chain-smoking around her.





The three girls thought it was incredibly ironic that Aresha wanted to quit since she was the one that started the dark-art of smoking when they were all good holy homework-doing schoolgirls.





Celine was impressed by Areshas abstinence for a few hours and then her to never touch a cigarette ever again.





In exchange, Celine vowed and signed a contract that she would quit on the 1st of January 2008 if Aresha managed to never ever touch another stick again from that day on.





In support if her best friends determination to have a lame reason to quit, Aresha took up that offer.





Two days later, Aresha related the quest to her father, who couldnt last a day without smoking his old-man cigarettes. He too agreed to quit if she kept it up till the 1st of January 2008.





Aresha then had a fantabulous idea to go around rallying really close friends and acquaintances to try to get her to break her 3 month quest. If she didnt they had to quit too.





Its all based on trust at the end of the day. And we all value each other.





So if you want to QUIT but need a really lame reason like this campaign too, sign here!





xoxo,


Aresha G.K


[email protected]


http://blog.areshaonline.com


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