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We would like to request that all traces of emo and scene be banned from the United States of America. Emo and scene is a trend that has devoured our youth into thinking their life is depressing and promotes rampant homosexuality, self-harm and needless complaining.

POINT ONE: Discouraging Procreation For The Preservation Of The Human Race

Emo also prevents procreation by telling people that it is OK to be gay and have gay sex. The human race would eventually die out if emo triumphs and becomes an accepted state of life.

POINT TWO: Suicide And Self-Harm

Emo encourages suicide and self-harm. See the lyrics "cut my wrists and black my eyes", the band "As I Lay Dying", and the constant use of emos putting guns to their heads (man I wish they would just pull the trigger). Eliminating such individuals would preserve a comfortable atmosphere in the United States of America.

POINT THREE: Constant Whining For Attention

Emo encourages upper-middle class, young malleable teenage minds to complain about problems that do not exist, yet people are dying everyday in Africa and the Middle East.

POINT FOUR: Emo Being Classified As A Mental Condition

For the good of society, emo should be classified as a mental condition, so that all emos can be locked up in mental institutions, never being able to procreate or poison society with their distorted views.

POINT FIVE: Emo Encourages Kids To Be Irresponsible

Emo encourages young malleable teenage minds to develop a serious habit of irresponsibility, foolishness and ignorance about the world.

Now for my objections.

OBJECTION TO EMO BEING PART OF FREE SPEECH

Emo hinders the human race as a whole. If everyone turned emo, the human race would die out. Emo encourages the human race to go backward, whereas normal human beings would want to go forward.

OBJECTION TO HOMOPHOBIA

We are well aware that not all emos are gay, we just hate the fact that you attempt to be gay in order to gain attention from women.

OBJECTION TO CLOSED-MINDEDNESS

It would be better that we have closed minds to harmful material than have open minds towards it. Our mind receives all things but does not necessarily have to accept it. We refuse to accept emoism and we want to destroy it.

OBJECTION TO CIVIL RIGHTS

Emos may support gay marriage, but are virulent supporters of racism. I myself have been called a chink and a spic by the emos, and feel offended by such terms.

In conclusion, we ask that emo be banned from The United States of America.

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