Anti-Clarinet sign now

Clarinets are terrible creations and show the true evil of the human spirit. In addition to proving that we, as humans, are animals, the clarinet shows how absorbed one can become in their own creation so as to create a false sense of success. This terrible waste of resources destroys the ears and minds of many, and it should not be unleashed on the world ever again. We cannot allow our children to suffer the indignity of being associated with a culture that allows such tragedies to go unnoticed.

We wish to stand up for our ears- ban the clarinet from being built, sold or performed. It should be a fellony to have a clarinet in one's household.

Such things as asbestos, plutonium and nuclear weapons, cyanide, even certain CFC's have been banned- yet this... this... instrument (pun intended) of death (the word alone makes me cry) is allowed to rampage through our soundwaves untouched.

It is time to end it.

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