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To UK train companies





We the undersigned urge you to invest a proportion of the 87m of public funds poured into the rail network each week, plus revenue gained from your extortionate train fares, into revamping the toilet facilities on your vehicles.


We believe that, as respectable human beings, we should not have to sit in a carriage thick with the stench of human excretion and we urge you to tackle this disgusting problem in a timely manner.


We also feel that disinfecting the aforementioned toilet facilities every once in a while wouldn't hurt either. A quick wipe around with some Cif and a jay cloth, you know what we mean?


It'd also be nice if you could not put the flush button behind the toilet seat - then we wouldn't have to touch the germ-infested bum-receptacle to flush away our business. Oh, and if you could do something about those sliding doors, so we don't have to loiter like crossed-legged cretins in the 15 seconds it takes the damn things to shut, that really would be the cherry on the cake.


Clearly you have commissioned imbeciles to design your toilets in the past. Please do not make the same mistake again.





Bon voyage!





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