Amy Lee Is Too Hot sign now

Attention: Amy Lee, Lead Singer of Evanescence

We, The Undersigned, feel that you are entirely too hot. Due to our current economic situation, we cannot help but notice that your stunning looks and goth-trendy fashion sense are dragging down our business productivity. Between YouTube and Google, the internet is full of videos and images depicting you in varying states of devastating attractiveness while depicting otherworldly senses and powers. Observing these occurrences causes uncountable damages in productivity loss due to distraction, emulation and awkward high-fiving at desks.

Succinctly, it is your fault that we cannot get our work done. Please cease and desist being as beautiful as you are. Immediately return to mediocre dress and appearance or the world as we know it will suffer.

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