Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World! sign now

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree that my left shoe should be King of The World. We think that my left shoe, which I have nicknamed "Blinkie" would be a fine ruler (since he is not quite as inept as our current world leaders). Please, citizens of earth, sign this position to make Blinkie a king. He promises free Spam for everybody, a shrunken head in every pot, and a three-dollar prostitute in every hotel room! GO BLINKIE!

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  • 23 December 2015248. Jonesy Nicholson
    i m th crzy lzy typer no vowels!!! Do you like Spam? the meat or the cheese? What would you like Blinkie to do for you? blankets 4 everybody!!!! Can I have a dollar? no, i am poor and o so cold
  • 18 December 2015247. John S
    BLINKI! BLINKIE! BLINKIE! Do you like Spam? I like blowing up spam....does that count? What would you like Blinkie to do for you? no no no, what can I do for Blinkie? Can I have a dollar? sure....whatever
  • 18 December 2015246. Peter K
    WOOT!!!!!!WEWT!!!!!!!!!!!WHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you like Spam? YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? WEWT!!!!!!!!!! Can I have a dollar? Maybe...
  • 13 November 2015245. Xalo Hensley
    I support this petition
  • 06 November 2015244. Kellie Hardy
    better than George Bush? Couldn't be... Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I want free stuff Can I have a dollar? umm.. kay
  • 30 September 2015243. Poppinfresh M
    Go Blinkie! Go Blinkie! Go, go, go Blinkie! Do you like Spam? Yes! It tastes like your mom! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? hahahahahaha... wink ;) Can I have a dollar? Sure!
  • 18 September 2015242. Lauraine Iabsolutelyagreewiththispetitionalsoitisadisgustingtravestytoevencontemplateasocalledpalestinianterroriststateexistingnexttoi
    PLEASE: Sign the Petition for International Investigation Committee on Yasser Arafat and his co-conspirators for Crimes of Genocide and Crimes Against Humanity : http://www.petitiononline.com/770MN1/petition.html ---ALSO: Sign the Petition for A Call For
  • 17 September 2015241. Joshua Cook
    good idea Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Make me some better waffles. Can I have a dollar? no
  • 15 July 2015240. Mick C
    no, my left shoe!! Do you like Spam? only if fried What would you like Blinkie to do for you? tell me i'm a naughty boy Can I have a dollar? if you spank me!!
  • 27 June 2015239. Larzz Mcneil
    All hail Blinkie!!! Do you like Spam? of course not What would you like Blinkie to do for you? tie my shoes Can I have a dollar? No. Can I?
  • 09 June 2015238. Please Readandd
    The Asian Tsunami was sudden destruction caused by a magnitude 9.3 earthquake. Now PM Sharon promises 'Peace with security'. President Chirac met with Sharon and promised 'Peace and security'. President Bush spoke on Israeli TV that the expulsion of Jews
  • 28 April 2015237. Your M
    my RIGHT shoe should be king of the world Do you like Spam? maaaaaaaaybe What would you like Blinkie to do for you? to go home Can I have a dollar? NO my dollar!
  • 27 April 2015236. Maria C
    this is weird... but you already know that... Do you like Spam? fried and on toast, yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? kill Cliff Richard, outlaw christianity, and beat Tony Blair to death with a shoe Can I have a dollar? no, im skinter than a
  • 18 April 2015235. Brandi Burch
    I support this petition
  • 06 April 2015234. Rhystahlee Berger
    ALL HAIL BLINKEY AND HIS GLORIOUS PLANS! Do you like Spam? Yes, I love spam What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Blinkie, if elected King of the World, could give all republicans like me a years supply of Spam Can I have a dollar? Yes, you can have
  • 01 April 2015233. Matt Diaz
    Blinkie rocks! Do you like Spam? mmm What would you like Blinkie to do for you? everything! Can I have a dollar? yes please
  • 28 March 2015232. Lover Ofthec
    I support this petition
  • 21 March 2015231. Louis L
    I support this petition
  • 23 December 2014230. Hatty Kirstenkirstyandf
    I think someone is asking for their colon irrigated Do you like Spam? Hatty says: yes. Everyone else: no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Join the Anti Jorgen(and to a lesser extent frank)clan Can I have a dollar? Sure, whats the harm in giving
  • 04 November 2014229. Bonfire S
    thank you sir may i have another? Do you like Spam? only the spamiest What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me some cake and the occasional ass sucking Can I have a dollar? if you make me giggle like a 5 and 1/2 year old school girl
  • 26 October 2014228. Cindy Faulkner
    you stink Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Make me famous Can I have a dollar? Yes
  • 23 October 2014227. Anna Pearson
    I support this petition
  • 18 October 2014226. Gary C
    who? Do you like Spam? as a lubricant What would you like Blinkie to do for you? tie die my hair Can I have a dollar? only if i could have one too
  • 25 August 2014225. Anthony Doyle
    I like you. Do you like Spam? i like YOU! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? oh kiss me...please kiss me Can I have a dollar? sure ::hands him a dollar::....now u give me one!
  • 25 August 2014224. Sheik Mullahmullahhazemh
    BSV!!! I am William Penn!! www.geocities.com/theswamp26 Do you like Spam? with MSG added only What would you like Blinkie to do for you? ah-hem Can I have a dollar? you may have a euro.
  • 23 August 2014223. Liam C
    A king is, of course, created by popular declaration (not coronation). So in effect your shoe only needs a few billion more idiots such as myself to sign this petition and hey presto: Blinkie I of the World. Christ on a bike...... Do you like Spam? No...
  • 04 August 2014222. Cece Spencer
    blinkie will make a fine ruler.. Do you like Spam? love it What would you like Blinkie to do for you? make me a ruler of my own country Can I have a dollar? of course

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