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We, the undersigned, hereby declare that all forms of boring productive work is to be abolished and all expressions of play are to be mandatory according to the people's true desires which have existed within life itself since the dawn of your creation. Any form of play such as entertainment, parties, dancing, chilling, laughter, food, sex, or other expressions are to be constant for at least 80 grueling hours a week in exchange for not only a livable, but, richly profitable amount of income to each individual. Anybody who chooses to work instead of play shall be kicked off the planet. We thank you for your cooporation with us, dear Lord, in this matter and hope, or rather, pray that this will neither cause any unnecessary problems nor inconvenience to you or your universe.

To the People:

Now Let's Get This Party Started!

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Latest Signatures

  • 08 December 2015150. Kyle Lozano
    I support this petition
  • 09 November 2015149. Blackflame Dillon
    HELL YEA! No more school! No more work! And no more STRESS!
  • 30 October 2015148. Kevin G
    I support this petition
  • 29 October 2015147. Ray E
    Please God!
  • 28 August 2015146. Bob Guerrero
    There is no god. Other than that, you've got it spot on with this petition.
  • 22 June 2015145. Rin Dennis
    I support this petition
  • 20 June 2015144. Mike O
    I support this petition
  • 19 May 2015143. Corey Cameron
    This just might work
  • 27 March 2015142. Leah Dean
    I support this petition
  • 16 March 2015141. Megan R
    I support this petition
  • 15 March 2015140. Matt Yu
    Amen
  • 10 February 2015139. Spazmiester G
    I AGREE MORE PLAY, LESS WORK. LESS LAWS AND MORE MACHINE GUNS
  • 25 January 2015138. Yaani Dominguez
    testing man
  • 11 January 2015137. Thomas P
    I support this petition
  • 21 November 2014136. Lilith V
    I support this petition
  • 15 November 2014135. Craig W
    Life is boring either way...so I might as well be board doing nothing that being board slaving over minimum wage...
  • 14 November 2014134. Manuel B
    If he doesn't listen, let's blow his car tires...
  • 06 November 2014133. Chris P
    I support this petition
  • 21 October 2014132. Dan Baker
    Damn Straight!!! If EVEYONE stopped and lived life like they wanted to live it. the world would be a better place. we shouldnt have to conform to what society has told us as to how to live. society is something that has become a burden for those who want
  • 19 October 2014131. Dexanul Bass
    OOOOOOO DA!!!!!
  • 14 October 2014130. Jon Schroeder
    PLEASE
  • 28 September 2014129. Lee K
    huh-huh
  • 22 September 2014128. Jesus Pruitt
    About damn time.
  • 25 July 2014127. Jeremy Davidb
    HELL YEAH!!! TOO BAD IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
  • 11 July 2014126. Calle B
    Sounds like a good idea.
  • 05 July 2014125. Kaori K
    Agreed
  • 27 May 2014124. Eric Barnes
    Finally someone who understands that people who don't want to work are not lazy, they just want to be free!

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Andy BentonBy:
TelecommunicationsIn:
Petition target:
(God) The Creator and Sustainer of the Universe

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