All One Legged Weasels Born Under the Right Side Of A Watermelon sign now

Dear All One Legged Weasels Born Under the Right Side Of A Watermelon,
We, the people living in the undergarments of all One Armed Ponies currently listed in Forbes Magazine, would like to request that all One Legged Weasels Born Under the Right Side Of A Watermelon quietly yet swiftly and gingerly relocate all cheddar cheese that they may own to a barn that will henceforth be known as "OJ Simpson's House". Thank you and may fungus infect all Red necked hens that may or may not cross your path.

Semi-sincerely,
A Fishstick

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  • 14 October 2015100. Olmec Riggs
    From there enter the shrine of the silver monkey...and you could be headed to medusa's lair You Like Fishsticks?? if you find the billy kidd before time runs out you will have a vacation to where kirk fogg Wearin pants right now?? you will be going to uni
  • 18 September 201599. Exavier Vaughn
    None You Like Fishsticks?? No Wearin pants right now?? Shorts You eat oats?? No
  • 24 August 201598. King H
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  • 19 June 201597. Jeffrey H
    I'm ever upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety I always fill my ballroom the event is never small, the social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all You Like Fishsticks?? Yes Wearin pants right now?? No You eat oats?? Of course
  • 03 February 201596. Big B
    none You Like Fishsticks?? on febuary 29 Wearin pants right now?? no You eat oats?? sometimes
  • 16 November 201495. Kara Kr
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  • 05 September 201493. Al Fromc
    I hate sacred heart and CT, but I love kathleen You Like Fishsticks?? i love eating fried fish placed ever so gingerly into a pocket of grease and batter forming a golden brown stick treat. Wearin pants right now?? unfortunatley yes, You eat oats?? i lov
  • 05 August 201492. Tony R
    He called me green horn, i called him tony randal, it was thing we had You Like Fishsticks?? as long as they make up a house instead of pizza and healthy snacks Wearin pants right now?? no, but i am wearing a rhinestone incrusted thong that is riding up l
  • 08 April 201491. Spiderman Cooke
    I am Climbing a wall You Like Fishsticks?? spiders dont eat fish Wearin pants right now?? spiders dont wear pants You eat oats?? spiders dont eat oats
  • 19 September 201390. Jungle B
    Yip yow yick yick-yick yip yow yick yip yeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! You Like Fishsticks?? Yow, yow-yip YOW! Wearin pants right now?? YICK YICK-yip YOW! You eat oats?? MMMMMMMMMMMM!
  • 14 August 201389. Vagina Davis
    Vagina. You Like Fishsticks?? Vagina. Wearin pants right now?? Vagina. You eat oats?? Vagina.
  • 21 May 201388. Little J
    I support this petition
  • 13 April 201387. Bobomcquiggin Stokes
    the incandescent splendor brings me to tears... truly a masterpiece You Like Fishsticks?? that's a gross generalization and i refuse to give it consideration Wearin pants right now?? well that depends on how you define "pants" You eat oats?? not as a rule
  • 04 December 201286. Emily Benitez
    I like boys. But, sometimes, it's required you throw rocks at them. You Like Fishsticks?? Yes... but only with ketchup. Wearin pants right now?? no... shorts. i like shorts. You eat oats?? in oatlmeal, yes... dry... no thanks. i'm not a horse in case you
  • 21 October 201285. Benjamin N
    Weasels are cool. You Like Fishsticks?? Yes. Wearin pants right now?? Nope. You eat oats?? Yup.
  • 17 October 201284. Julie S
    I support this petition
  • 02 September 201283. David Becker
    I support this petition
  • 24 June 201282. Al Mcdonald
    I like One Legged Weasels You Like Fishsticks?? Who doesn't!!! Wearin pants right now?? Nah, they try and attack when I"m not looking. You eat oats?? Every other Friday, yes
  • 06 April 201281. Steve L
    I enjoy watermelon You Like Fishsticks?? not especially Wearin pants right now?? indeed i am You eat oats?? absolutely
  • 05 March 201280. Daveal Lewis
    Get your dirty nubs off my fairy grandmother You Like Fishsticks?? Yes back where we come from (the sea) the only way to make a living is to whore yourself and suck as many fish dicks as you can ... oh you said fish sticks sorry Wearin pants right now?? N
  • 28 February 201279. Lisa Nolan
    Funny mr. fishstick, very funny You Like Fishsticks?? ya Wearin pants right now?? no You eat oats?? not usually
  • 04 January 201278. Gina Kirby
    I support this petition
  • 24 December 201177. Poo Boone
    POO ON YOU You Like Fishsticks?? AS MUCH AS I LIKE POO Wearin pants right now?? THERES POO IN MY PANTS You eat oats?? NO THEY MAKE ME POO MY PANTS
  • 17 November 201176. Mariah Careyimeanummc
    i am so beeutiful You Like Fishsticks?? i have on inserted in my vagina right now! how'd you guess?! you must be reeeeeeeeeally smart! Wearin pants right now?? you're funny! no! You eat oats?? i eat everything, but then i throw up to stay nice and thin. i
  • 10 September 201175. Joe Nelson
    I support this petition
  • 20 August 201174. Bob Hays
    I support this petition

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