Alex Kapranos's Late Fringe sign now

If you aware of the Scottish rock band Franz Ferdinand, you may also be aware of their lead singer's late fringe. The fringe of Alexander Kapranos symbolised a great many things to his fans - freedom, truth, beauty, justice - and he also had to push it attractively out of his eyes in order to see. We liked that.

However, it has come to our attention that the much beloved fringe of Mr Kapranos has been cruelly taken from his forehead, to be replaced with a haircut that enables him to see. We find this upsetting, shocking, infuriating and a variety of other words that end in "ing".

We have decided that it is necessary to start up this petition, asking for Mr Kapranos to kindly grow his fringe back, so that freedom, truth, beauty, justice and hair-flipping are restored to mankind.

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Latest Signatures

  • 11 February 20161000. Lula Gross
    pliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
  • 10 February 2016999. Mike S
    В
  • 31 January 2016998. Sarah Hensley
    Woo! The fringeness!
  • 30 January 2016997. Hannah W
    Grow it back (has to be sang to the tune of Take Me Out)
  • 28 January 2016996. Ioana I
    im hopeless, franz would never come to romania.... people here listen to 50 cent&co.... nobody shares my passion....fringe or no fringe, I wish alex was my English teacher!
  • 28 January 2016995. Bridget Hess
    I support this petition
  • 25 January 2016994. Chris C
    Holy Smokes. I like both of the hair cuts actually. But I find this petition so cool and humoruos that I just gotta sign it! So Mr. Kapranos, grow your hair back!!
  • 23 January 2016993. Lalala Drake
    (t)
  • 21 January 2016992. Jules Harvey
    Bring back the fringe! I know its aobut the music but the fringe was just rather nice. Is there a petition to get Bob to have a shave too?
  • 19 January 2016991. Rafael M
    I support this petition
  • 19 January 2016990. Alina P
    I support this petition
  • 18 January 2016989. Lauren Duncan
    absolutely necessary
  • 11 January 2016988. Chelsea K
    don't lose it, buddy!
  • 05 January 2016987. Amanda Powell
    i want alex's fringe back,it was so perfect =/
  • 28 December 2015986. James B
    Let the fringe re-grow... and be a good example to Scotsmen everywhere (mostly Scotland)
  • 19 December 2015985. Reeanne Franklin
    Back with the fringe!
  • 15 December 2015984. Nicki Soto
    I don't mind the hair cut Alex has now, but I must say, the fringe is greatly missed. :)
  • 13 December 2015983. Tomomisuetsugu Carrillo
    I support this petition
  • 07 December 2015982. Calliope B
    be rid of the bouffont!!
  • 06 December 2015981. Eveline Savage
    pleaaaaaaaaaaase make your lovely hair come back!
  • 06 December 2015980. Johannes B
    I support this petition
  • 29 November 2015979. Scott A
    The fringe was a style icon of 2004! Now he looks more like a neo-Nazi (and a bit more like me!). Grow the fringe back!
  • 22 November 2015978. Spee M
    Alex, you are beauty in a box no matter what sits atop your nicely-shaped head. However, seeing as I am morally opposed to Nazis, your hair now offends me in a big way. You're still a superfox, though. Except for the hair. But hair grows, therefore your o
  • 21 November 2015977. Kellie Le
    I support this petition
  • 20 November 2015976. Faith R
    I support this petition
  • 17 November 2015975. Sinita Kapranos
    were turning this petition into a bloody forum! but im glad i mada a mate and if alex sees this again (please god please!!) i hope he sees that i care for him and his beautiful feet! have you seen his feet
  • 17 November 2015974. Natasha Houston
    "You could have it so much better"... if the fringe was back to normal!! I don't know really why im signing again cause it is back... I just had an exiting brainwave of using that line...sorry

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Deidre HarperBy:
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Petition target:
Alexander Kapranos and/or his hairdresser

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