A Sainthood for Niall Quinn sign now

We, the undersigned, call upon Pope Benedict the something or other to bestow a well-earned sainthood on one Niall Quinn, chairman of Sunderland Association Football Club, restorer of faith, bringer of light and all-round messianic one.

Admittedly, this would merely be placing the papal seal on the informal one Sunderland fans have bestowed on 'Saint' Niall, but we imagine you'd like to get credit, oh holy Father. As for miracles achieved, consider the following:

1) turning a moribund football club into a flying carpet
2) setting in motion the Keane revolution
3) restoring faith and hope to a region
4) scoring very nice goals indeed for SAFC (if the Vatican's got broadband, we suggest you try searching under 'Niall Quinn Newcastle' on YouTube)

We understand that this is usually conferred on the dead, but would like the Pope to make an exception in this case, if that's alright with him. If it's not, waiting sixty years or so would be preferable to smiting him, if that's all the same to you, your Popeness.

Ta.

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Latest Signatures

  • 04 September 2015100. Les T
    I support this petition
  • 28 August 201599. John D
    I support this petition
  • 08 June 201598. Luke H
    niall is king
  • 04 May 201597. Jimmy C
    better than mother teresa
  • 15 February 201596. Jay Wiggins
    HAWAY THE LADS! QUINNY IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND
  • 07 November 201495. Jazman Suarez
    If you don't make him a saint then don't worry cos we have already. Consectatio Excellentae
  • 25 September 201494. Alan S
    iwonnowt
  • 15 September 201493. John F
    haway the lads FTM
  • 25 July 201492. Lee A
    Legend
  • 08 May 201491. R F
    I support this petition
  • 30 April 201490. Andrew G
    4 words, the mans a legend :-)
  • 28 April 201489. Cabbages W
    Under duress but she knows NQs disco pants
  • 02 March 201488. Alan S
    Sir Niall has lifted the clouds for us all good bless Sir niall
  • 18 January 201487. Tim J
    Hi. i am a Derby fan and concede that Sunderland played great all season and deserve the Premiership. I believe that Sainthood is only bestowed when a miracle can be proved beyond reasonable doubt. He fits the bill then!!
  • 26 September 201386. Douthy Espinoza
    why not?
  • 15 August 201385. Mrs J
    Niall Desperandum Auspice Keano Consectatio Excellentae
  • 06 June 201384. Stephen C
    I support this petition
  • 30 May 201383. Wayne J
    our saviour
  • 23 May 201382. Gabor V
    This great gentleman does everything in his power to restore Sunderland people's belief in the future of their community. Fights hopelessness on all fronts. He is 'Mr Hope' himself . A genuine saint, performing miracles.
  • 16 May 201381. Daniel W
    haway the lads!
  • 17 April 201380. Thats Them
    Lets not forget his fabled 'Guinness into air' miracle.
  • 26 March 201379. Sam G
    How is he not already a saint?
  • 21 February 201378. Aidan C
    I support this petition
  • 16 January 201377. Dean R
    Niall, we love you!
  • 24 December 201276. Brian S
    he is a legend
  • 05 December 201275. Phillip H
    I support this petition
  • 30 November 201274. Robert Richardg
    I support this petition

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