A proposition to improve our minds sign now

In the effort to reduce the amount of garbage on the internet, I hereby porpose the end to all online petitions. The fact that nobody gives a damn about these things, and that nobody that they are addressed to cares either, means that people are only getting suckered into wasting their time on a bunch of BS. In addition, Online petitons can never be considered legitimate, because if you can not prove that that the signees are, in fact 1.) seperate individuals, 2.) are registered voters, nobody will EVER give a damn.