A Petition For the Eradication of Kaiser Chiefs Frontman Richard Wilson's Unflattering New Beard sign now

If you are a fan of (and you quite likely are, seeing as you managed to find this petition in the first place) the Leeds-based rock fivepiece Kaiser Chiefs, you will have quite possibly seen some of their recent television appearances. And in said television appearances you will have no doubt noticed the emergence of a beard upon the jawline of singer Ricky Wilson.

First understand that I am a reasonable person and not opposed to beards as a race - some men can look quite wonderful with them. I am, however, opposed to this beard, as it makes the once-lovely Ricky appear a) old, b) unkempt and c) a bit like Brian McFadden. Combined with his recent loss of fluffiness in the hair department, Ricky's beard has sent fans everywhere into a state of mad panic and heartbreak and therefore must be eradicated as soon as humanly possible.

My original plan to combat this was to take Ricky's tambourine hostage until he agreed to shave. However, I decided that this handy petition was a far kinder idea that involved less work for me and my fellow female fans (who all have very busy, fulfilling and meaningful lives, honest!). So sign today and help us restore Ricky's face to the thing of clean-shaven beauty it once was. Thankyou.

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Latest Signatures

  • 26 June 2015100. Siv Gilmore
    I support this petition
  • 13 December 201499. Gemma C
    I support this petition
  • 11 November 201498. Sophie E
    You more spunky without it!!!
  • 07 September 201497. Jess Leach
    Ricky..thats just bum fluff
  • 04 June 201496. Nicola Harper
    I support this petition
  • 10 January 201495. The Bananal
    get it off man, it sucks!
  • 25 December 201394. Nicole T
    make it go away!
  • 20 November 201393. Helene I
    I support this petition
  • 06 November 201392. Kylie Donovan
    Everytime i see that bad i scream from shock! Please make it go away, this cannot be good for my health!
  • 27 October 201391. Alice Santos
    Ricky! Do us gingers good and SHAVE. :(
  • 23 August 201390. Mandi A
    Oh pleeeeeease ditch the face fluff Ricky-chan! (3
  • 30 May 201389. Judith Lutz
    BAD BEARDMAN
  • 20 May 201388. Christine Ayala
    GET RID OF THAT BEARD!!! Please you're starting to look like Brian McFadden ...
  • 14 May 201387. Hana E
    Beards like those are a threat to world peace.
  • 10 April 201386. Caroline M
    do it !
  • 05 January 201385. Katty P
    I support this petition
  • 14 May 201284. Emily J
    I support this petition
  • 04 May 201283. Devonne Christensen
    I support this petition
  • 13 March 201282. Kaila Bell
    Someone give me a razor and strap him down, I'll do it myself.
  • 25 February 201281. Katrina C
    SHAVE THE BEARD! OMG, bring back the old Ricky! I miss him! lol
  • 10 February 201280. Angela Henson
    haha funny.
  • 19 January 201279. Soph Velasquez
    Please? Thanks :D
  • 06 December 201178. Lauren Freeman
    thank god there are others who feel the same way about this. it's like alex k all over again.
  • 04 November 201177. Lala Wilkins
    That bloke from Kings Of Leon called, he wants his beard back.
  • 25 May 201176. Natalie B
    i haven't actually seen the offending facial fuzz, but it doesn't sound good :s
  • 28 February 201175. Jo Daniel
    Please banish the beard
  • 22 January 201174. Psychee Gaines
    still hot, but eh.

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Juanita FryBy:
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Petition target:
Ricky Wilson and/or his stylist, or similar

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